|Ru in Review - Rework The Tired Old Song|
posted by Sashay & Chante on Mar 28, 2011 00:00am | comments
Sashay & Chante
These two divas call Philadelphia home and are ready to tell it like it is. They're teaming up again to take on Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Sashay and Chante are local celebu-"taunts" who love Philly, martinis and men. On any given day, you might catch them sashaying and chanteing their fabulocity around the City. Oh yeah, and on Wednesdays, they wear pink."
It's time to lip sync for your life! This week, the ladyboys recorded their own versions of Ru's new song in different genres, before performing it in front of a live audience.
Sashay: If y’all are not watching Untucked, please know that it is Unbelievable. It's a mixture of cattiness, couture, and more cattiness. Chante, who would you like to see more of next week?
Chante: Lucian Piane... he was dreamy.
Sashay: Agreed. And the person I would have liked to see less of this week was Michelle Visage. I was appalled and disgusted when she flashed her ta-tas. It was pathetic. Doesn't she realize none of the gays watching this show were interested in her desperate attempt to be the center of attention? She's a non-factor.
Chante: I don't understand that woman... Who is she anyway? Frankly, I miss Merle Ginsburg and her fabulousness.
Sashay: Well, Carmen (a.k.a. Stinkface) was finally eliminated this week. Halleloo.
Chante: And good riddance, I'm tired of her arrogant ass. Speaking of Halleloo, why is Shangela still on the show?
Sashay: Hater. However, she did look sloppy, especially her ragged neckline. Perhaps she just needed a left-handed scissors.
Chante: Moving on, - Manilla.
Sashay: More like Vanilla. I find her boring. She never stands out. Her attempts at wackiness are just plain wack.
Chante: Girl, whachu talkin' 'bout? Manilla is fierce... although not as fierce as Raja, this week's winner.
Sashay: I have to admit that Raja's energy during her performance was exceptional and I enjoyed her look. However, I don't understand how she can have such a deep voice, but still have a lisp. Maybe because she's so old. I think Raja is the Taylor Hicks of this competition.
Chante: I take offense to that statement, Taylor Hicks was a talentless fool who hasn't been heard of since.
Sashay: True. Who do you think will be in the bottom two next week?
Chante: I predict the bottom two will be Yara Sofia and Manilla.
Sashay: Well, both are one trick ponies. Yara with her mangled version of the English language and Manilla with her “go-to” crossed eye look. I'm looking forward to an acting challenge where Ru slaps all these bitches.