Coming OUT of the Closet in 2009

Executive Director of PhillyGayCalendar

So from what I hear many are expecting much from 2009, whether it’s love, endeavors, or my favorite, FASHION! Word on the street is that many, notably both young and old, are coming OUT the closet now more than ever. Whether this statement is gossip or not, you can answer this hypothesis by simply glancing at your surroundings. Give me your feedback.

With all that being said…some may need some new year’s fashion resolutions! Silly? I don’t think so. We establish dozens of resolutions year after year and follow through with slim-to-none of them, so why not actually have a resolution that is easily attainable?!? Coming OUT the closet is a major move you obviously want to look your best while doing it. Here’s a few tips to express being OUT in 2009:

To my Adonis’s…

  • Invest in a man-purse. It’s freakin’ 2009…don’t be ashamed! Most can appreciate a fashion savvy, modern man. Take advantage while it’s hip.
  • Embrace your “dorky” side and claim a few color and/or printed sweater vests with coordinating button-down shirts to compliment the style. I’ll give you two reasons: (1) they’re sexy; (2) they hide B.O.B.’s (belly over belt) very well. This isn’t a bad idea for aggressive women either – get your grown & sexy on and stay warm while doing it. Please please please remember to buy a sweater vest that is your size!!!! There is nothing as unappealing as a super tight sweater vest showing ALL your business.
  • Well as you can see skinny-jeans are in, but unfortunately, not everyone is skinny! Don’t be discouraged though from at least trying on a pair because they surprisingly come in a good variety of shapes and sizes. I would recommend checking out what Express for Men, H&M (of course lol), and Gap have to offer. For those that are certain skinny jeans are not for you – try purchasing an interesting jean wash – something you would normally look twice at. You night be surprised with the results.
  • Now this one may be a little dangerous so proceed with caution! But I need you to burn and bury all Velcro sneakers, mom-jeans, mesh outfits, and shiny & glittery garments. Even if it does come back into style one God forsaken day – just buy anew. But I wouldn’t count on any of those items returning to the fashion industry so feel at ease while you’re burning!

To my sexy ladies…

  • Fortunately, for us sexy ladies the latest fashion is all about comfort and sexiness. If you haven’t already, buy a pair or two of Uggs. Tight with cash? Yes knockoffs are acceptable! There are so many variations just pick one! I recommend at least one black and one tan pair. Flats are in… again…take advantage.
  • Apparently, sweater shirt/dresses are a hit this year! Stock up on plenty of leggings to wear with your sexy sweater shirt/dresses and Uggs. I know its cold outside, but don’t be too shy to wear your sweater dress as is…show off them legs girl! Live a lil…
  • Two words…BIG BELTS. Big belts are cheaper now than ever so stock up. If you haven’t heard their slimming, sleek, and can jazz up just about any outfit.

Remember that pointy shoes are out (for now). 2009 fashions have officially presented the rounded shoe as the new sexy. Admittedly, I have a problem adjusting from point to round, but the styles are getting better as variations are created. So be brave with me and try something new 😉 Well ladies and gents those were only a few recommendations to help get your year started off right. I only demand that you definitely try something NEW in 2009. Wear something so out of your character that even your friends will be appalled. I promise satisfaction guaranteed! Til next time, remain risqué and do everything I would do!

Thanks for reading.

Peace & love.

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