Sashay: Girl, where do we begin? If this is how these bitches act, I’d hate to see them fake an orgasm. I mean, Milan bragged how she went to school for acting and then ended up in the bottom two? It just goes to show, you can’t buy talent.

Chante: Or charisma.

Sashay: Unless it’s Charisma Fantasia on the corner of 12th and Spruce. That ho can be bought for the night with less than 250.

Chante: And for as much as William…I mean WILLAM…claims to be a movie star, she is sub par…and needs to get herself in check.

Sashay: Agreed. I think she was just in the right place with the right tuck at the right time.

Chante: Willam needs to heed Latrice’s advice and practice the 5 Gs…Good God Girl Get a Grip!!!

Sashay: I need to watch that bitch get beat up on Nip/Tuck again.

Chante: Agreed. Girlfriend needs to go. Her and her 24/7 five o’clock shadow.

Sashay: Speaking of which, this season has more five o’clock shadows than a Gillette commercial.

Chante: Do we need to open the library?

Sashay: I thought the library was closed for President’s Day? Fuck it, the library is open!

Chante: Madame LaQueer and her fungus green are gone!

Sashay: One less pointer sister. If only she would have tucked Milan into one of her fat rolls and taken her with her. If you are lip syncing for your life and ripping off your wig in episode 4, then you are not America’s next drag superstar. Give it up already.

Chante: Yes hontey. Milan may have swiffered the runway clean with her taint, but that queen is straight up tainted.

Sashay: Halleloo. Remind me to have my carpets steamed.

Chante: Her and Jiggly Fat-liente can take their busted asses home!

Sashay: Jiggly always has a sour puss on her face like she just realized she finished off her last french fry.

Chante: Right? Well in other news, Chad Michaels and Latrice Royale werked it!

Sashay: Yes mama, Latrice was entertaining as hell. As far as Sharon and Phi Phi, just fuck each other and get it over with.

Chante: Absolutely. A little ki ki would go a long way for those two.

Sashay: Can I get an Amen?

Chante: AMEN GIRL!!!