Rhinestone Jetski

Baby! It’s the summer of love, honey, so let’s get dewy, gorge. June 27, we’ve got a sickenting cast that’ll make your beach balls burst, bish. Rhinestone Jetski wowed us all as a guerilla theatre production in May on an exclusive gravel lot and she’s ready to give you the pride regalia that the cop-sponsored pride could never! She’s the world’s favorite and most exclusive garden party in Philadelphia. This monthly collaboration with Viaduct Philly stars Lucy Stoole of Chicago. Our all-star lineup includes titillating local performers :

• Essa Terrick
• Jonbenet Trelurtrash
• Savvy
• Tiffany Uma Mascara
• Xaddy Dot Com
• And your hosts, the moon baby and divababy

To keep this outdoor party safe, there will be a limited capacity of 70 guests so the baby family is giving you not only one but TWO chances to witness the snatchery and glamour all within the safety of CDC guidelines. The shows are at 4:30 and 7:00. Be prompt and keep it cute. Masks are required and mascs…try douching.