The 6th Superbowl of Drag is over. We have a new Drag Superstar. The one…the only…Bianca Del Rio! She has been crowned QUEEN!

Sashay: All hail the new reigning queen! We called it, hunty.

Chante: I’ve been saying it for weeks…Ru needed to crown her queen and she finally did. Bianca Del Rio is a true class act so fully deserving of the crown.

Sashay: Agreed. Now that that’s settled can we stop being all warm and fuzzy and do what we do best?

Chante: The library is open, girl.

Sashay: Magnolia Crawford, the most interesting thing about you was the shading on your beak. How you gonna show up to a red carpet event in an ensemble pulled off a dead corpse circa the 1980s? Really bitch?

Chante: For real. Her and Kelly Mantle are as forgettable as they come.

Sashay: Kelly who? For realz though, Magnolia Crawford acting like she didn’t even watch the season? I’d believe Joslyn Fox was a top before I’d believe that.

Chante: And speaking of Joslyn. Can we talk about that busted “ceremony” they had on stage? It couldn’t have been more impersonal.

Sashay: It couldn’t have been more impersonal if it was your last sexual encounter. Although, it would be cool to be married by RuPaul… or Bianca Del Rio, now that gay marriage is legal in PA.

Chante: Preach girl. Bianca better get herself ordained ASAP. She’ll be calling bologna on any and all bullshit vows she hears across the country.

Sashay: Halleloo! What are your thoughts about BenDeLaCreme being crowned Miss Congeniality?

Chante: It wasn’t a surprise, although, I thought Trinity was also just as deserving.

Sashay: She did have her moment, but I thought Bianca should have won that too. Is that wrong? Speaking of the Holy Trinity, what was up with her dress? It looked like it had tits painted on nylon.

Chante: Umm, it did have tits painted on nylon. She was serving up ratchet hood rich couture.

Sashay: Now, were they painted on or SPRAY painted on? It looked like graffiti art.

Chante: Moving on. Can we talk about reigning queen Jinkx Monsoon? She looked absolutely fabulous…like she was spit right out of the Emerald City.

Sashay: Yes, the outfit was divine, but that face… girl that face could use some help.

Chante: You never were a huge Jinkx Monsoon fan were you? Well, our new Drag Superstar will no doubt do us all proud.

Sashay: I enjoyed Alaska more, who I loved seeing along with so many of the other queens. I wish there was a red carpet show to really show off all of the former queens and their ensembles.

Chante: Well, we have Season 2 of RuPaul’s All-Star Drag Race to look forward to! Can I get an amen?

Sashay: Amen!