Legend has it The Conquistawhore pounds whiskey and brawls her vagina, on account he makes terrible decisions. The two wander the Wild West (or is that the Main Line?) weaving a story of manifest destiny – a calling to take the land back one cis-white man at a time. An absurdly radical exploration of intergenerational trauma and healing where even pussies can become cowboys. Come to laugh and/or cry – stay for the horses and live music.