Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic– a perfect date night at a cozy pub!

New year, new OOOH! Smut Slam Greater Philly is back, bay-bees, and celebrating our “rebirth”day as a monthly show after our successful test run in October. Dress to beat the cold and let’s heat up the indoors with our best “Birthday Suit” stories at the sweetest, spiciest storytelling show in town!

Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes (except for general Halloween costumes!), no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! Smut Slam International was founded in 2015 by Cameryn Moore, and Slams currently take place in 25 cities around the world.

Your fabulous femme-cees are longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by Lola Kat, known for her work as a community educator and as the curvy Vanna White of Good Vibes in the Greater Philadelphia area. Stories will be judged in good fun by our fabulous judges’ panel, who can’t wait to give the top 3 tellers the gift of our coveted, carnal prizes. All storytellers, however, will go home with some fun party favors to reward their courage.

As we launch the show monthly, and because Lola’s birthday is in January (as well as a couple of our good friends of the show!), we’re offering up the theme “Birthday Suit” for the night. Don’t have a story that’s on theme? That’s okay– the theme is just a suggestion!

Join us before the show to enjoy absolutely delicious pub-style comfort food, or peruse the plentiful drink menu for liquid courage or a splash of fizzy sweetness.