The library is open! This week the ladyboys put their comedic skills to work.
Sashay: I love how they began with a fat joke about how there’s so much more room now that Stacy Layne Matthews is gone.
Chante: Girrrl…thank goodness! Now we’re down to the top 6.
Sashay: What did you think of the reading in the beginning of the episode?
Chante: Fat. Who cares? Syphilis. Courtesy of Raja…my personal fave. The readings were WEAK.
Sashay: Agreed. What was with Delta criticizing the other girls for only making fat comments about her and then her whole routine was about her obesity.
Chante: Poor me, pour me… another one! Delta needed to go.
Sashay: Work!
Chante: In other news, I’m loving that there are three Latinas in the top 6! Que viva Puerto Rico!
Sashay: Speaking of Puerto Rico, Yara Sofia brought the funny. Although, why would a 14-inch dick make her cry?
Chante: True that, girl. True that. Totally lost in translation.
Sashay: I enjoyed Shangela’s set. I mean, a pimp that’s her own ho, that’s just good business. Why don’t all hookers do this?
Chante: Miss Laquifa Wadley needs to go as far as I’m concerned.
Sashay: Yeah, she needs to go tell my girls on 12th trying to make a coin they need to cut out the middle man.
Chante: I’m not a Fan-gela.
Sashay: Dang Chante, you don’t want no one to stay. If it were up to you, you’d have them all sashay away.
Chante: Well, except for the Puerto Rican trifecta. And hey girl, where was the pit crew???
Sashay: I know! Worst episode ever!!!
Chante: So goodbye to Delta, and can I get an Amen up in here about Manila staying! What are your predictions for next week Sashay?
Sashay: First of all, no you cannot get an Amen! Secondly, I’m tired of the Heathers. However, I think Alexis may be the next to go. You?
Chante: Didn’t I make myself clear?
Sashay: Anyway, next week we’ll play “Crown, Fuck, Kill.”