Honey, it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, but that don’t mean you can’t find some shade. This week, the girls practiced their "reading" skills and created their own "dragazine."

Chante: So I have to begin by pointing out one Willam Belli’s comment on last week’s Sashay & Chante. Is it safe to say we’re one degree of separation from Sarah Jessica Parker now?

Sashay: Willam is certainly becoming my new favorite ;o)

Chante: You WOULD say that wouldn’t you?

Sashay: Like the hookers on Spruce, I can easily be bought.

Chante: Werk

Sashay: Well girl, what did you think of the readings in this week’s mini-challenge?

Chante: I think that Latrice was right. Jiggy Caliente certainly had a BMW…Body. Made. Wrong.

Sashay: Girl was shaped like an Easter Egg. And for as mean as Phi Phi is, her readings were rather weak. I think that bitch needs Hookers on Phonics.

Chante: Well it takes veteran queens like Latrice and Chad to school the young bitches in the true art of reading.

Sashay: This challenge made me realize what this competition is missing – a sassy little Asian queen.

Chante: Manila, Jujubee, and Ongina did bring a certain je ne sais quoi.

Sashay: Agreed. Maybe we’ll see them in RuPaul’s Drag Race Battle Royale. Moving on, I thought Phi Phi’s magazine was good, but I liked Sharon’s better.

Chante: I couldn’t agree more. Sharon worked pussy cat fierceness.

Sashay: She is a funny bitch. I was disappointed in Phi Phi for giving Jiggly bad advice. Even though Jiggly should have been smart enough to figure it out, what with her 1200-something IQ.

Chante: Well alls I gotz to say about Jiggly Caliente is ding dong the bitch is dead! Hopefully, she’ll visit Chad’s dentist now that she has a lot of free time on her hands.

Sashay: Maybe now that she’s hit the road, she can hit a gym and really battle that bulge. Speaking of bulges, what was up with the pit crew guy, Jason, eye fucking the camera in all their photos?

Chante: Those pit crew boys can do whatever they want…to me in bed.

Sashay: Please, this queen has me thinking he’ll quit the pit crew and join the contestants in drag next year.

Chante: Well if he joins the cast, let’s hope he doesn’t learn how to paint his face from Willam.

Sashay: Yes, Willam, IHOP called. They got some pancake mix for you… But we still love you.

Chante: Can I get an Amen up in here?

Sashay: Amen!!!