Oh no she betta don’t! This week, the queens read each other to filth and tried their hands at creating a crazy, sexy, cool rap.

Sashay: It’s no use crying over spilled Milk. This Milk was way past her expiration date anyway. My only regret is that Ru didn’t do a double elimination this week.

Chante: But girl, Milk does a body good…at least, I woulda let this Milk do my body real good. You’re right though. Trinity’s time is just about up as far as I’m concerned. She DID kill that lip sync, though. I understand why Ru kept her.

Sashay: Her lip sync was flawless hunty, but you could read Ru’s eyes. They were saying, “Bitch, 50% of the time, you in da bottom two.”

Chante: And what’s with this apparent drama between Darienne Lake and BenDeLaCreme? Big girl is obviously threatened by DeLa’s charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

Sashay: And it’s not a good look for Miss Lake. She’s talented in her own right and her reads were hilarious. Ain’t no need to be a muthafisher.

Chante: You ain’t neva told a lie, Sashay! Darienne was a mess in her group’s rap and she’s lucky her ass didn’t end up in the bottom two. Frankly, she deserved to be in the bottom over Milk.

Sashay: I don’t know if I’d go that far, girl. Milk was actin’ a fool in the video. Like, we get it bitch, you goofy. Now calm the fuck down! In other news, how about Ru’s comment to Courtney Act about relying too much on her looks?

Chante: That comment was inevitable. Now, you know I love Miss Act…I would do dirty, nasty things to her. But Ru was right…she walks out on stage every other episode wearing next to nothing. She’s gotta stop relying on that body!

Sashay: I know I know, it’s like we get, Courtney, you have a really small penis. You don’t need to keep reminding us on every runway.

Chante: Girl! Let’s not diss a legit tuck. Let us not forget Miss Carmen Carrera (pre-trans days). That tuck was everything.

Sashay: Speaking of great looks, I thought Bianca Del Rio was killing it this week. Glad to see she can do glam too.

Chante: Yes, Bianca was on point, girl! She’s a force to be reckoned with. I’ve said it before, but I foresee her in the top…or on top of me…either way.

Sashay: Ok Miss Freak Nasty. Whatchu into?

Chante: A little kai-kai neva hurt nobody, okay? What are your thoughts on Adore taking the win?

Sashay: I loved her look in the video, but on the runway, I feel like she rocks the same tired wig every week.

Chante: She did serve it up in the video. And, I must say, for being a young queen, I was very impressed with her knowledge of 90s freestyle. I don’t know if she deserved the win, though. I think Joslyn Fox deserved it over Adore.

Sashay: Joslyn Fox impressed me as well. She needs to do more though to stand out. Otherwise she is like the poor man’s Courtney Act.

Chante: Yes, she needs to up her C.U.N.T. Otherwise, she gonna be pouring one out for her homies from home. Can I get an Amen?

Sashay: AMEN!!!