RuPaul’s Drag Race 6.12

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Now sissy that walk! This week the queens competed in their last challenge showing off their acting and dancing skills in RuPaul's newest video.

Sashay: Well dragracers, we have our final three and we must say goodbye to Darienne Lake. Oddly enough, I thought she did well in the acting challenge, she just can't dance because… well, girfriend is big.

Chante: The best thing they did for Miss Lake all season was having her walk on that treadmill during the video shoot. It didn't help, though. Bitch finally sashayed away like she should've weeks ago.

Sashay: For realz, if they were just going to eliminate the most out-of-shape queen, they should have had a monkey bar competition. Any other news, can we talk about Adore Delano? How she gonna be saying that Darienne stole her move, which was nothing more than licking her thumb and putting it on her peter? Umm, no bitch, you stole that from Beyonce circa 2003. Get over yourself.

Chante: Love her or hate her, Adore has grown throughout this season. I wouldn't be surprised if Ru crowns her queen. Thinking back to last season, no one would've thought Jinkx Monsoon was going to win, yet we've been celebrating Monsoon Season for the last year.

Sashay: True, she is almost breathing through her nose for seconds at a time. Bitch, please. How much you wanna bet she wears another blonde wig with dark roots in the finale? I see no uniqueness coming from her. Ladyboys like her are a dime a dozen in California.

Chante: Be forewarned, Miss Sashay. I don't wanna have to be tellin' you I told you so. Now, with that said, Bianca Del Rio deservedly captured her spot in the top three without having been in the bottom two and lip sync once throughout the entire season.

Sashay: Exactly. I wasn't all on the Bianca bandwagon at first, but she proved herself in every challenge. She has charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. She is the queen who deserves to stand with the former winning queens like Sharon Needles. What does Adore have that could compete with someone like Sharon Needles or Chad Michaels?

Chante: No doubt, Bianca deserves the crown. You know who doesn't, though? Can we say Courtney Act? That queen straight up told Ru that she's already Australia's #1 drag superstar and essentially that she needs the crown to continue her reign internationally. Ru needs to send Courtney's ass back down unda'.

Sashay: Agreed. How you gonna be America's next drag superstar if you ain't even from America? I'm sure Obama would get blamed for that too. Plus, what was with Courtney throwing shade at Bianca implying that she doesn't have compassion and warmth?

Chante: No on can deny that Courtney is absolutely stunning. Shit, if you read some of my commentary from the early episodes, all I was doing was gagging over Miss Act. My tune's changed, though. She best NOT be crowned next week.

Sashay: I feel like Ru favors certain queens like Courtney and Adore because they've been on Idol or even Raja because who worked for America's Next Top Model. How about giving a fresh, new bitch a chance?

Chante: Yeah, like me. Crown ME queen goddammit!

Sashay: You already the queen.

Chante: Thanks!

Sashay: The screamin' queen from what I read on the bathroom stall at Woody's.

Chante: Bitch. Can I get an amen?

Sashay: Amen!

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