Hey Drag Racers! This week in Drag Herstory, the dolls created the first ever Drag Race Rusical: SHADE!

Sashay: Alright hunties, first things first. Can the Scruff Pit Crew get their own spinoff? They are not getting enough airtime.

Chante: Well I see where your head is this week, girl. Did you even focus on the queens?

Sashay: Not when Lucian Piane was on the screen, but otherwise…

Chante: Ok, let’s get right to it and start from the bottom…which is where I normally start. We said goodbye to Senorita April Carrion.

Sashay: Yes, girlfriend had to go. Speaking of spinoffs, can Puerto Rico get their own RuPaul’s Drag Race? I feel like these girls are at an unfair advantage with the language. Then again, Nina Flowers placed in the top 2 during the first season.

Chante: As gorgeous as these Boriqua queens are, they can’t ever seem to snatch the crown. And, frankly, Nina Flowers deserved that crown in Season 1…she was robbed! But I’mma go ahead and…Keep Calm and Carrion.

Sashay: Agreed. Moving on. I wondered why Trinity K. Bonet kept getting picked last. If I were picking queens, the last person I would have picked would have been Laganja Estranja. She is annoying and self-absorbed.

Chante: Even during her Untucked pink furry box moment, Miss Estranja managed to make herself look foolish. I cannot stand that queen…but not nearly as much as I loathe Gia Gunn. She seems to have an opinion about everything and yet, knows nothing at the same time.

Sashay: Truth. How you gonna be gay and not know what a Tony is? Trinity K. Bonet seems difficult to work with, but at least she turnt it up during the lip sync performance. And I don’t care what country you from, any queen worth her weight in MAC makeup should be able to rock out to Chaka.

Chante: I’ve gotta admit, what Trinity lacks in personality, she made up for in that lip sync. She tore up that stage. April didn’t stand a chance against Trinity’s grille.

Sashay: Yeah, girlfriend should have taken the flippin’ flipper out for the musical. Still, I doubt she’d have sounded as good as Courtney Act.

Chante: Courtney Act serves up drag for the gods realness. It’s no surprise she won this week’s challenge. She’s got the looks, the body and the voice.

Sashay: The Mouthbreather did well too, as expected, as well as Ben De La Creme, who I think could be this year’s Miss Congeniality.

Chante: This year’s gaggle of queens are putting on a legit competition. Any preliminary predictions for top three? I think Courtney Act, Darienne Lake, and Bianca Del Rio are gonna go far.

Sashay: After Darienne’s lackluster musical performance, she’s on shaky ground. I think Ben De La Creme has has the quirkiness of Jinkx Monsoon, but I’d like to see more versatility in her looks. Bianca Del Rio certainly won’t win Miss Congeniality, but she does have drive. I’m psyched that Snatch Game is next week because that’s where we separate the real queens from the ladyboys.

Chante: If any of those queens are unprepared for Snatch Game, they deserve immediate ru-limination. Can I get an Amen?

Sashay: Amen!