Lesbian
Trans
People of Color
Drag Queen/King
Spoof! There it is! This week, the queens tried their hands in remaking some of Ru’s classic hits. Oh, and Kandy Ho sucked again.
Sashay: First things first, how was Kandy Ho not up for elimination? Bitch needs to change her name to Kandy Korny.
Chante: Between Miss Ho, Pearl, Max and Trixie, I was generally underwhelmed. Trixie shouldn’t have been sent home…yet.
Sashay: I feel you, boo. I thought Ru was going to send Pearl home. Yet, there was something mesmerizing about her snake ensemble last night and her lip sync performance. She was giving good face. 
Chante: Honey, she’d have to give good head for me not to vote her off…or gift me a Pearl necklace.
Sashay: As for Trixie, her runway look was just more of the same. Could she have at least tried a different color wig? I’m starting to think she’s not even related to Barbie Mattel.
Chante: Moving on, let’s talk about Kennedy’s win. I thought she was on point this week, however, I think Ginger Minj also delivered.
Sashay: I would have given the win to Ginger Minj. Her singing was the best. I didn’t think Kennedy’s ghetto tomfoolery was worthy of Ru’s praise. If you can’t do it better than Shangela, don’t do it.
Chante: And don’t come for Drag U, Miss Davenport. Mother Ru works hard for her money. She should’ve been sent packin’ just for dissing the Queen. 
Sashay: Exactly, hunty. That show has touched more people than that creepy guy at the Venture Inn.
Chante: Don’t be dissin’ Venture…or the creepy men. That’s where you’re gonna end up in the near future, Sashay.
Sashay: Girl, I’m trying to bring back Key West! They had the best fried chicken in the gayborhood.
Chante: In other news, Max needs to stop walking out on stage with his boy body. Those pasties were not enough green. 
Sashay: I liked his look, but Michelle was right to clock him on the gray wig. Couldn’t he find a green one? Duh, Max. However, in his defense, I would have struggled trying to make an impersonation of Courtney Act funny. Bitch had no personality.
Chante: But he was such a pretty Courtney.
Sashay: Yeah, pretty boring. Speaking of boring, how lame is Miss Fame? I think she should change her name to Miss Delusional because her singing was atrocious.
Chante: She was pretty flat all around. Girl, bye.
Sashay: And what is up with Ms. Kasha Davis? She is an odd bird. She’s not as funny as she thinks she is.
Chante: Yeah, neither are you. And it’s Mrs. Kasha Davis.
Sashay: Only if you’re nasty.
Chante: Speaking of nasty, I’ve gotta go douche.
Sashay: Speaking of douches, I want to know which boy in a dress our readers think is the biggest douchebag.
Chante: Speaking of douchebags, mine’s totally full. Ok, Drag Racers…here’s your chance to weigh in.
Sashay: Tweet Away!!!
#worstepisodeever
#worstcolumnever
#canigetanamen
Chante: #AMEN
Sashay: First things first, how was Kandy Ho not up for elimination? Bitch needs to change her name to Kandy Korny.
Chante: Between Miss Ho, Pearl, Max and Trixie, I was generally underwhelmed. Trixie shouldn’t have been sent home…yet.
Sashay: I feel you, boo. I thought Ru was going to send Pearl home. Yet, there was something mesmerizing about her snake ensemble last night and her lip sync performance. She was giving good face.
Chante: Honey, she’d have to give good head for me not to vote her off…or gift me a Pearl necklace.
Sashay: As for Trixie, her runway look was just more of the same. Could she have at least tried a different color wig? I’m starting to think she’s not even related to Barbie Mattel.
Chante: Moving on, let’s talk about Kennedy’s win. I thought she was on point this week, however, I think Ginger Minj also delivered.
Sashay: I would have given the win to Ginger Minj. Her singing was the best. I didn’t think Kennedy’s ghetto tomfoolery was worthy of Ru’s praise. If you can’t do it better than Shangela, don’t do it.
Chante: And don’t come for Drag U, Miss Davenport. Mother Ru works hard for her money. She should’ve been sent packin’ just for dissing the Queen.
Sashay: Exactly, hunty. That show has touched more people than that creepy guy at the Venture Inn.
Chante: Don’t be dissin’ Venture…or the creepy men. That’s where you’re gonna end up in the near future, Sashay.
Sashay: Girl, I’m trying to bring back Key West! They had the best fried chicken in the gayborhood.
Chante: In other news, Max needs to stop walking out on stage with his boy body. Those pasties were not enough green.
Sashay: I liked his look, but Michelle was right to clock him on the gray wig. Couldn’t he find a green one? Duh, Max. However, in his defense, I would have struggled trying to make an impersonation of Courtney Act funny. Bitch had no personality.
Chante: But he was such a pretty Courtney.
Sashay: Yeah, pretty boring. Speaking of boring, how lame is Miss Fame? I think she should change her name to Miss Delusional because her singing was atrocious.
Chante: She was pretty flat all around. Girl, bye.
Sashay: And what is up with Ms. Kasha Davis? She is an odd bird. She’s not as funny as she thinks she is.
Chante: Yeah, neither are you. And it’s Mrs. Kasha Davis.
Sashay: Only if you’re nasty.
Chante: Speaking of nasty, I’ve gotta go douche.
Sashay: Speaking of douches, I want to know which boy in a dress our readers think is the biggest douchebag.
Chante: Speaking of douchebags, mine’s totally full. Ok, Drag Racers…here’s your chance to weigh in.
Sashay: Tweet Away!!!
#worstepisodeever
#worstcolumnever
#canigetanamen
Chante: #AMEN
Which boy in a dress do our readers think is the biggest douchebag?
